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Harry Potter Hogwarts Backpack
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Anyone who has survived their time at school without permanent damage must be pretty tough. This is doubly true if you have spent your time at Hogw...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically
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Finish this sentence:Home is where... Well, for us geeks and nerds, it's where our wi-fi devices automatically connect.

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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I beat the Sword Master
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You can get this shirt in two ways: In our shop, or after many hours playing one of the coolest games ever, Monkey Island.The disadvantage of the s...

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I do not believe in the no win scenario
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Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...

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I fixed it
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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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I love my geek
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They really exist; and they're growing in numbers day by day - women who love geeks..For all those women who don't know what's so gr...

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I void warranties
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Are you one of those people who have to take a new technical device apart first? Then you've probably already destroyed one or two stickers with th...

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I Wanna Be
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Arguably, some things used to be easier before the digital age. Back in school, for example, when you wanted to ask someone out, you'd just pa...

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I will not fix your computer
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Ich bin Admin
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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Immature
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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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In Science We Trust
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Faith in God can be an issue. Most of the scientists around here won't accept it as a basis of their existence. Often enough, faith stands in ...

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Ingress Keep Calm
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Just lost a portal? First, take a deep breath. You'll regret any outbursts. Just think of the consequences of an augmented reality player who loses...

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Ingress Reading
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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Installing social skills
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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Intellectual Badass
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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote
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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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Invisibility Cloak
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An invisibility cloak... Oh, how good would that be? Think of the places you could sneak into and hide out?!The only thing is, it might not always ...

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IT-Afro
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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Japanese Hacker
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The word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, gg doesn't stand for double-grin.In the end, it doesn't...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid
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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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No bonus card
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The shirt for everyone who is annoyed by questions about bonus cards.

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Kirby Mega Squish Me
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Even back in the days of the Nintendo Gameboy, you could simply switch off with a good round of Kirby and go on an adventure with the little round ...

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Klingon Your mother
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The Klingon curse "Your mother has a flat forehead!" (speak: Hab SoSlI' Quch!) in Klingon language and font on a shirt.This is the worst curse for ...

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Knock Knock Knock Penny
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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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caffeine molecule
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You can only get through long nights of programming with lots of coffee/coke/Penguin Peppermints... ;)

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Fancy Dress Set - Mask and Gloves
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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LED Shoelaces
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Everyone wears shoes, but shoes with funky and futuristic LED Shoelaces...? Don't worry! We just popped back from the future with this rather ...

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Glow Gloves
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These gloves look rather normal when used in daylight, but when it becomes dark, they start to glow in a green colour, which makes them the perfect...

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and ma...

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