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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...
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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...
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Confident 127.0.0.1, happiness alone. With this button you can declare all kinds of things to be your home. But whether other people will accept th...
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".
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If you have to help other people with the simplest tasks day in and day out, chances are that you'll eventually turn into a BOFH, a Bastard Operato...
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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...
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This button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...
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Before bothering other people, it's always a good idea to read the manual. Or as this pin puts it bluntly: read the fluffing manual!
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Got yourself a mechanical keyboard? Then you know they're well-known for their high quality and their good typing feel. A Das Keyboard, a Filc...
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...
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As we all know, still waters run deep. Software development might not have anything to do with water, but the basic principle of the saying can be ...
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While navigating the sheer endless realms of a local network, novice users need to be careful not to lose track of all the different IP addresses. ...
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...
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The perfect bundle for technology enthusiasts and computer science insiders! With this set, you get two original products that are not only functio...
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom