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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...
View full detailsFor some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...
View full detailsIn addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...
View full detailsTrading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...
View full detailsQuite possibly the last thing you'd expect of your t-shirt is it coming to life and starting to talk. And insulting you. All day long. Well, looks ...
View full detailsSure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...
View full detailsFor a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...
View full detailsAnyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...
View full detailsStar Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...
View full details"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either." Okay, this joke is not great (okay, actual...
View full detailsLegal doping in the shape of a pin: Simply press it and imagine waves of the happiness hormone flooding your system. And all that without side effe...
View full detailsNo. You won't get an explanation this time. A simple no must suffice from time to time.
15 nerds on the admin's chest, yo-ho-ho and a mug of coffee! If ye arrrr one o' them people who be Pi rates, you should tell ever'one by wearing th...
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You do you and decide what you want to be. Unless you can be a unicorn. Why? Glitter, Magic, rainbows, need I say more? Always be a unicorn. Period.
We've had to wait 33 years for the Star Wars saga to continue... 33 years! Sure, it's only been 12 years since the last of the prequels, but come o...
View full detailsWhat’s worse than becoming a part of a dangerous set of experiments and test? When the damned AI promises you cake but there is none. This is enoug...
View full detailsAh! This was the sound the researcher who discovered the Element of surprise made when he realized what he had accomplished. In addition to its con...
View full detailsFun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...
View full detailsWho remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...
View full detailsTo build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...
View full detailsKirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...
View full detailsMagnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...
View full detailsWhenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...
View full detailsIt's funny that the nerdiest game ever made requires friends, isnt't it? *)Anyhow, all you need to have a fun evening is a piece of paper...
View full detailsOnce upon a time...That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.However, f...
View full detailsThe nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...
View full detailsGreedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...
View full detailsJust like a lot of other things, Anonymous is a product of 4chan and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against (Internet) ce...
View full detailsDid you know?After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole country ra...
View full detailsiä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!
The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...
View full detailsEven Unix has no clue how to explain women.
A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...
View full detailsSometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...
View full detailsDo you have friends who make fun of you when you tell them that you were playing World of Warcraft the whole week? By wearing this t-shirt, you can...
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