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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".
Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!
You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!
The only question is whether all future children will become NBA superstars, generals or druids when they grow up...
"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)
Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...
View full detailsLet's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...
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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...
View full detailsWithout a doubt, unicorns are the friendliest and fluffiest of all mythical creatures. Magic, rainbows, glitter ... they've got the whole package. ...
View full detailsStar Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...
View full detailsIn almost every role playing game, the tasks of each and every party member are set in stone: The Healer is healing, the Rogue is sneaking around a...
View full detailsMay the Force be with you.Yes, yes, thanks. We know. But what is a single, regular Force compared with having triple the Force? Of course, power, c...
View full detailsIt's not the games themselves that lead to potential violent outbursts among players... it's bad internet connections and high pings!
How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...
View full detailsIt's funny that the nerdiest game ever made requires friends, isnt't it? *)Anyhow, all you need to have a fun evening is a piece of paper...
View full detailsOnce upon a time...That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.However, f...
View full detailsMathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...
View full detailsLinus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...
View full detailsSorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...
View full detailsSo, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...
View full detailsWith this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.
Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...
View full detailsOne striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...
View full detailsIn the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...
View full detailsBe it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...
View full detailsWho remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...
View full detailsAnyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...
View full detailsThe command export EDITOR="" is used to set the default editor. The short; rm, means nothing more than to "remove"..So, if anot...
View full detailsDid you know?After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole country ra...
View full detailsThis suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.
A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...
View full detailsFor true lovers of mathematics
The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...
View full detailsThis is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...
View full detailsEven God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)