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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...
View full detailsFor some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...
View full detailsIn addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...
View full detailsTrading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...
View full detailsQuite possibly the last thing you'd expect of your t-shirt is it coming to life and starting to talk. And insulting you. All day long. Well, looks ...
View full detailsSure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...
View full detailsFor a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...
View full detailsAnyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...
View full detailsStar Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...
View full detailsFun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...
View full detailsWho remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...
View full detailsTo build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...
View full detailsKirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...
View full detailsMagnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...
View full detailsWhenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...
View full detailsIt's funny that the nerdiest game ever made requires friends, isnt't it? *)Anyhow, all you need to have a fun evening is a piece of paper...
View full detailsOnce upon a time...That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.However, f...
View full detailsThe nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...
View full detailsJust like a lot of other things, Anonymous is a product of 4chan and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against (Internet) ce...
View full detailsDid you know?After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole country ra...
View full detailsiä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!
The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...
View full detailsEven Unix has no clue how to explain women.
A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...
View full detailsSometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...
View full detailsDo you have friends who make fun of you when you tell them that you were playing World of Warcraft the whole week? By wearing this t-shirt, you can...
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View full detailsRumour has it that some mathematicians got mad when they read this sentence.
For physicists, only the order of magnitude counts.
Isn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users won't reali...
View full detailsWho tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?
Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
If you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...
View full detailsThere are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
View full detailsIf you are working part-time at a computer store, then you may be bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"Th...
View full detailsWhile Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...
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