Geek Clothing: Nerd Shirts & Geek Shirts

Are you ready to defend the earth against pixelated monsters from outer space? This button makes you the last line of defense against the alien inv...

Genius and madness lie close together. With this button you can prove(!) that you belong in the former category. But that doesn't mean that this ca...

In almost every role playing game, the tasks of each and every party member are set in stone: The Healer is healing, the Rogue is sneaking around a...

When it comes to trading card games like Magic , there are a few different types of players: some rely on the late game and huge creatures, others ...

15 nerds on the admin's chest, yo-ho-ho and a mug of coffee! If ye arrrr one o' them people who be Pi rates, you should tell ever'one by wearing th...

Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

The nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...

Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)₇Si₈O<...

This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...

This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

They really exist; and they're growing in numbers day by day - women who love geeks..For all those women who don't know what's so gr...

Who wouldn't like to escape reality once in a while, just to realize that the world is not like it seems at all...? Unfortunately, this insight is ...

Sometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...

One nice aspect of mastering a language that not everyone understands is the possibility of being able to make a lot of inside jokes. This is espec...

Anyone who has survived their time at school without permanent damage must be pretty tough. This is doubly true if you have spent your time at Hogw...

As an employee of the Umbrella Corporation, you don't earn any sympathy points. But you have to earn your money with something. After all, you're o...

Whether one can really be proud of belonging to a mercenary group like the Blue Suns is questionable. It is in any case a different kind of pride t...

These little monsters may look cute, but there’s more than meets the eye under all that fur! If you dare to duel with them as partners, you can be ...

In this blind bag you'll find one of eight different Crash Bandicoot Backpack Tags with characters from the popular video game series of the same n...

The movie "E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial" is already forty years old and still one of the greatest classics in film history. This is, of course, mai...

This day does not belong to one man, but to all. Let us together rebuild this world, that we may share in the days of peace.– Aragorn/Elessar durin...

You may be a good fighter but are you really the Dovahkiin, the Dragonborn, the chosen one?Are you a mighty dragon soul in a human body, as prophes...

Loose change in your jacket pocket, unorganised tickets, bills and cards flying around in your bag – this doesn't suit a Starfleet Commander at all...

Even though The Lord of the Rings is best known for epic battles and daring adventures, Tolkien’s masterpiece also deals with friendship and even l...