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LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails

Name: LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails
Brand: getDigital
SKU: 11242
Price: 23.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (7 reviews)

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Ten-tailed whip made of five LAN cables: As a warning for all the lusers who give us in IT a hard time.
From nerds for nerds: Our store is pure passion!
Perfect as an original gift for nerds.

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Description LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails

Ten-tailed whip made of five LAN cables: As a warning for all the lusers who give us in IT a hard time.

The computer is on but the monitor stays black.
Problem reports like that make IT guys and tech-savvy, helpful geeks like us just criiiinge, don't they? How nice would it be if we could "teach" these pen pushers some things? But no... instead, we have to explain how the monitor has to be switched on too!
The any key of my keyboard is missing.
Argh! It's a pity physical punishment is forbidden by law these days. But a small threat doesn't get you into trouble. Just let the whip glide through your fingers or hang it behind your desk. The effect is guaranteed! This way, even the dumbest 'lusers' (loser + user... get it?!) will fear you. Maybe this way they'll learn to do a re-start before they whine "My computer doesn't wooooorrrk!"
A short "manual" is attached to every Network Whip. This should help ease initial anger. The whole story can be found [[here|https://www.getdigital.de/blog/?p=3591]], too.
By the way, we didn't invent the user notes. A collection of horror can be found here.

Technical details:

Weight: 270g Size: 75cm length.:
SKU:	11242

Rückmeldung wenn etwas erledigt ist

Rückmeldung wenn etwas erledigt ist. Per Mail reicht ja.

Kam umgehend zum Einsatz ;)

Kam umgehend zum Einsatz ;)

Guter Tag im IT-Bereich.

Guter Tag im IT-Bereich. Gute Verarbeitung.

Einziges Manko:

Netter Gag
Einziges Manko: Netzwerkanschlüsse sind CAT5 - Wenn ich unsere Script-Sklaven hier vernünftig "motivieren" soll, dann müsste es schon CAT6 sein...

Macht einfach nur spass wenn man in das Gesicht der Kollegen sieht

Macht einfach nur spass wenn man in das Gesicht der Kollegen sieht

Das Produkt hat die gewünschten Funktionen

Das Produkt hat die gewünschten Funktionen

Tatsächlich eine Neunschwänzige Katze (mit extra Schwanz) aus Cat5 Kabeln.

Tatsächlich eine Neunschwänzige Katze (mit extra Schwanz) aus Cat5 Kabeln.

Customers about us

Michaela

You only recognize a good store when things get difficult.

For example, when a delivered product has a defect. This was replaced quickly, easily and without any problems. It doesn't get any better than that!

Finn

Best nerd store I know.

The order and delivery arrived ultra on time despite the Christmas rush! Many thanks to everyone and Merry Christmas to you nerds too! :)

Sarah

Shipping at transwarp speed

The shipping was so fast, it must have been transwarp! Goods were excellent, as always.

Julia

I love being a nerd

Super company! Creative and exceptional selection at relatively fair prices. Friendly customer service and cool promotions.

Erik

Good customer service

Good customer service when there is a need for clarification. Otherwise they ship quickly and the goods match the description. I have been buying there for years and am very satisfied, even in cases where something initially went wrong.

Florian

An exceptional mail order business

The contact with getDigital is always characteristic and unique. You can tell that everyone cares about the cause. Highly recommended!

Johanna

Geekshop of my confidence

Fast, reliable, friendly, what more could you want?

Luisa

Premium products with premium service!

In short: premium products with premium service. Had a "dead-on-arrival" - the processing and communication was flawless. I like shopping here!

Sebastian

Nice uncomplicated customer support

It was my first time ordering there and I wanted to return something straight away. The customer support was really great!
My other goodie looks even better in the apartment. :D Would order there again in the future.

David

The delivery was always on time

The delivery was always on time and the order was in good condition.
Good and helpful support and very nice little gifts as a thank you in the order 😊

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You can easily return anything within 30 days if you don't like it.

So go ahead and order and rest assured that I will do everything I can to catapult you into nerd heaven. If it's not right, just send it back and we'll make the returns process as painless as a cheat code on an 8-bit game.

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FAQ about our store

What makes your online store nerdy?

Our online store isn't just another store - it's the result of genuine passion and dedication to all things nerdy.

We offer unique products that you often won't find anywhere else. From rare collector's items to creative in-house developments that we designed ourselves in Germany, you'll find things that will make your nerd heart beat faster.

What makes us special is that we are huge nerds ourselves. Our store was not founded out of a business idea, but because we wanted to have all the ingenious nerd stuff ourselves!

Our enthusiasm is reflected in every detail, because we know exactly what our nerd cosmos needs.

In addition, contact with our customers is particularly important to us. With us, you are not just an order number - we attach great importance to offering you personal service, because every customer is special to us. If you have any questions or need help, we are there for you and take our time.

In short: Our store is made by nerds for nerds - with love, passion and lots of great, unique products.

How long does shipping take?

As soon as you place your order, we usually hand over available items to the delivery service within 1-3 days.

You can find out how long it will take the parcel service to deliver your order afterwards here.

Is there a minimum order value for free shipping?

Yes, shipping within Germany and Austria is free of charge for orders over €75. Unfortunately, we do not offer free shipping for other countries.

Which parcel service do you use?

We use either UPS or another local parcel service in your country.

How do I return a product if I don't like it?

If something does not meet your expectations, you can easily return the items within 30 days.

You can send the return via our returns center register.

Is there a guarantee on the products?

Of course, we offer you a full warranty for 2 years after purchase: If something is faulty with your product during this period, you can simply contact us and we will repair or replace the product.

We treat you like a new customer even after your purchase. We'll take care of you, we promise!

How secure is shopping with you? Do you protect my data?

Yes, shopping with us is absolutely secure! Our store runs on the Shopify platform, which meets the highest security standards. Your data is always transmitted in encrypted form, and sensitive information such as payment data is protected by modern security technologies. We also adhere to all data protection guidelines and handle your personal data responsibly. So you can shop with us worry-free!

Do I get a discount?

You can use our subscribe to our newsletter and you will receive a voucher for a free surprise worth over 14€!

Will my order be delivered faster if I accelerate to 88 miles per hour?

As cool as it would be to catapult your package into the future, unfortunately the speed of your DeLorean doesn't affect our delivery times! But don't worry, we're working hard to get your order to you as quickly as possible - even without time travel.

Do I get +10 Charisma if I wear a nerdy shirt?

Definitely! As soon as you put on one of our nerdy shirts, you immediately get +10 Charisma and an extra dose of respect from other nerds. The bonus is especially strong at conventions, game nights and in every quest of daily life! 🎮👕

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