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Math & Physics Shirts

Numbers, functions and word games from the field of mathematics and physics on shirts, you can find all of this here in this category:
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Be rational Get real
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Not every number can be perfect.

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to Balrog in 'Lord of the Rings I' and the Black Knight to King Arthur in 'The Knights of the Coconut'...... "You shall not pass" h...

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Let epsilon be less than zero
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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I have potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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There are many groups that want to win you over! But only one offers you exactly what you need - no, you don't need cookies. And the cake is a lie!...

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Think like a proton
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The protons are doing it right - they have absolutely no negative thoughts, are never in a bad mood and are always [i]positive[/i]. We could take a...

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Coincidence - coincidence?
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[i]42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe and all the rest.[/i]So 42 is also the answer to the question of what [i]Pi*thumb[/i] res...

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Duck root
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When I was at school, several camps usually formed quickly in each class: Those who liked math and science, those who liked languages and social st...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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Two is the oddest prime
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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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I'm a doctor
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You've spent years pulling all-nighters and memorizing formulas. You almost blew yourself up during days of experiments. Wore prints from the micro...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Doppler effect
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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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Think vs ChatGPT
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You know what it's like: someone comes up with a really clever answer and you immediately think - was that your own work or did someone secretly co...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Dino curve
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On this "Dino Curve" T-shirt you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As was to be proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If...

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Black Hole
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In case you didn't know, black holes are the perfect hiding place! The "Black Hole" T-shirt explains why: whatever gets into the gravity well stays...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Goldfish
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The "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...

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PIrate
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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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Trichotometry
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What looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...

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Unit circle
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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Shit just got real
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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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They call me Pi
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Sometimes you have more in common with a number than you think. The saying "They call me Pi because I'm irrational and can never stop" plays on sev...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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The genius masters the chaos
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"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...

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keep it real
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With this shirt, math geeks can make a statement about imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general.It's no big secret that the number i doesn...

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Pi cake
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Two things are infinite: the number of decimal places of the number Pi and the average nerd's hunger for sweets and pastries. Of course we had to c...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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Physics is the reason
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You're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...

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Nerd shirts for mathematicians and physicists

Which nerd hasn't experienced it? You're totally excited about the series you're watching or the field you're working in, but something is still missing. Maybe another coffee mug with mathematical formulas on it? Or a new physics poster of Schrödinger's cat? Just as chemists are happy about nerdy chemistry gadgets, mathematicians and physicists are of course also happy about corresponding gadgets. But cool gadgets aren't everything when it comes to making everyday life as a nerd more beautiful. The right clothing also contributes a lot to that. Math and physics shirts are a great way to integrate your love of formulas even more into everyday life. After all, you only have so much space at home or at work to store coffee mugs and posters. Nerdy clothing is the perfect alternative!

Perfectly dressed physicists

Even if, as a physicist, you might have to spend some time in the lab wearing a lab coat or in the office with your coffee cup, that doesn't mean you have to dress accordingly boringly. It should probably be comfortable, but there's probably nothing wrong with a few nerdy T-shirts that seem to be made for physics lovers. Why would there be? What physicist doesn't like to look at stylish shirts with Schödinger's cat sayings or the Doppler effect on them during work. Even better, with our physics T-shirts you'll never run out of things to talk about at the coffee machine.

Shirts, the perfect gifts for mathematicians

We've already established that one or two math or physics-themed T-shirts are simply a must-have for pretty much every nerd. A stylish look and cool sayings are always a good thing. But our shirts aren't just great for that reason, they're also great as gifts for mathematicians! Finding the perfect gift for math lovers can sometimes seem quite overwhelming, especially if you're not that math-savvy yourself. But don't worry, we guarantee that anyone who enjoys dealing with mathematical topics will be delighted with a T-shirt like this.