Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles

Simple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...

We're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...

USB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...

Nerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...

Are you a retro gamer with a penchant for legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is just the thing for ...

Like all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...

Imagine running, jumping and diving through hazardous levels while malicious turtles and devious mushrooms have it in for you. And now imagine the ...

Did you know that the Ninja Turtels were actually created as a parody of other superheroes? When you think about it, it's hard to imagine. Four mut...

Even if you always hated eating vegetables as a child, video games show that conscious eating can have a lot of positive consequences. For example,...

If you’re wondering why a music cassette, of all things, makes such a good key rack, you were most likely born after 1999. Everyone else will know ...

It is no coincidence that this tape dispenser is shaped like a cassette. Because in English, the word "tape" means both adhesive tape and audio tap...

During his adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, Super Mario has to face a multitude of dangers: hazardous obstacles, carnivorous plants and Bowser&#...

Behind you, a three-headed monkey! What, you didn't see him? Maybe you can use this button as a mirror to look behind you. There he is again!

If you are feeling poorly and need a boost of energy, this button will give you a second life. But please don't try to eat it. You could lick it, b...

The year 1990 changed our lives forever when the first Gameboy came on the market. The absolute horror for parents and teachers, because it was dif...

Of course, we are not fans of generalizations, but it's safe to assume that most geeks and nerds have explored the wondrous world of video games at...

By the power of Greyskull! Oh, wrong artifact. Avengers, assemble! Wrong again? Unfortunately, the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda doesn't have a...

What does a hero truly need? A magic sword, a mithril shirt and magical powers? Well, those and a proper jacket, of course. After all, what good is...

Remember [[The Legend of Zeldawhere the Old Man suggests that Link takes a sword with him because "it's dangerous to go alone"?This simple sentence...

Are you ready to defend the earth against pixelated monsters from outer space? This button makes you the last line of defense against the alien inv...

After the destruction of the Death Star at the latest, the X-Wing became the symbol of the Rebel Alliance. One can only imagine how upset those in ...

Letting high-explosive materials near you doesn’t sound too tempting, does it! But don’t worry – this bomb is quite harmless :). The Bomberman Soft...

Why do we actually assume that the aliens that statistically must exist in space are hostile to us? This prejudice is reproduced in numerous films,...

This button can help you CONQUER THE WORLD! HAHAHA! The cute villain from one of the best adventure games of all time won't leave your side and wil...

The 80s really had a lot of cool stuff to offer. The 'Ghostbusters' film series was of course particularly iconic for all fans of ghosts and the su...

To the question of whether Father Christmas really exists, we can unequivocally answer "Yes!". Unfortunately, he just never manages to deliver his ...