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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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You read my shirt
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Ugh! You've overcome your inhibitions and [[left the house|https://www.getdigital.de/products/Achievement_unlocked/lng/en">]]And now this happens.....

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Cummingtonite
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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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Cthulhu Fish
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iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

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This woman is not available
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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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man woman
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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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Asteroids Shirt
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If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Adrenaline Molecule
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Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...

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May the source be with you
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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This t-shirt was manufactured by child labor.
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If you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...

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2020 Would not recommend
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Let’s not beat around the bush: the year 2020 has not been all that great thus far. In January, the next world war was closer than ever; in Februar...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players
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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Quotes
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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! YaySo, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice se...

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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Ingress Reading
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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Knock Knock Knock Penny
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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and ma...

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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Cthulhu Cola
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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat
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Build a house, plant a tree and father a child. According to the bible and old sayings, that's all there is to life. Well, we understand the tree p...

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Tron Life Shirt for Magic Players
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For a player of trading-card games, nothing is worse than having amazing cards in your hand but not enough mana to play them. This situation is usu...

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Aggro Life Shirt for Magic Players
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When it comes to trading card games like Magic , there are a few different types of players: some rely on the late game and huge creatures, others ...

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Midi-Chlorians
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Computer owners and manufacturers shamelessly flaunt what's hidden inside the casing, and anyone who invests a lot of money in a new microprocessor...

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Book Lifting
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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Passt
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The nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...

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Grow up Calm Down
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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Challenge accepted
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Are you lion-hearted, audacious and bold? Are you never discouraged?If this is the case, the 'Challenge Accepted' t.shirt is your thing! ...

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ROFL Copter
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The legendary ROFL-Copter on a shirt :)Rumour has it that the first one who used the ROLF-Copter was a Blizzard Mod in a Warcraft III forum? It was...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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body
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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

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WTF?
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What the f*ck?

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.