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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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software is like sex
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This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

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I love my geek
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They really exist; and they're growing in numbers day by day - women who love geeks..For all those women who don't know what's so gr...

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I took the red pill
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Who wouldn't like to escape reality once in a while, just to realize that the world is not like it seems at all...? Unfortunately, this insight is ...

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Economists do it with Models
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Most of the jobs we geeks and nerds have are not typically associated with fame or glamour. No matter how important and interesting a job might be,...

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Can I go now
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Of all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...

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AI Chronicles
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In addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...

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Combo Life Shirt for Magic Players
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If you've ever played a trading card game like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh!, you'll know the situation shown on the "Combo Life" t-shirt all too well: you've...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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Team Rocket
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Even though the extremely popular app for catching monsters on the Go has brought millions of people back into the world of the small, cuddly monst...

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, gg doesn't stand for double-grin.In the end, it doesn't...

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Sharknado
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Tara Reid... legendary actress (...Ahem) OK, she wasn't that bad in The Big Lebowski. But nobody expected the new low that was Sharknado.For t...

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Anonymous
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Just like a lot of other things, Anonymous is a product of 4chan and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against (Internet) ce...

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IT-Afro
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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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How I met the Batman
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Anyone familiar with the American sitcom in which Ted tells his children the nine-seasons-long story of who their mother is will certainly have not...

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I made it to 2022
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...

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Free Mask Facehugger
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Just quickly head out to the supermarket, grab some snacks and go back home – sounds like a good plan, right? If only you had not forgotten your fa...

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Team AstraZeneca
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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Sicherheitsabstand einhalten Erzaehlmirnix
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This product is only available in German.

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor
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Anyone who has even vaguely followed the reporting on the corona virus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later. The ...

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Serotonin
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Even though the neurotransmitter serotonin is involved in a multitude of complex processes within the human body, people tend to call it the "happi...

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Scoops Ahoy
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After battling monsters from a weird parallel world, there's nothing more refreshing than a nice big bowl of ice cream! Unfortunately, Hawkins, Ind...

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Property of Physics Department
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Pretty much everything gets lost at university, doesn't it? Pens, textbooks, bikes, expensive personal stuff...Sometimes people think even sci...

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Whistleblowers
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By buying this Whistleblower T-shirt, you can also help [[Whistleblower Netzwerk e.V|https://www.whistleblower-net.de]] because we will give 5G...

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Nerdshirt
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The Nerdshirt is open to different interpretations. It could, for example, be showing the difference between nerds and men as well as women. Men an...

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I void warranties
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Are you one of those people who have to take a new technical device apart first? Then you've probably already destroyed one or two stickers with th...

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Schrödingers Cat
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Is she dead or not?

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Team Moderna
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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Team BioNTech/Pfizer
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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No Go
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Over the last couple of months, a fascinating phenomenon has taken over the world... No not the wonderful US election...Have you noticed how former...

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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Ruhr Phoenix
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The Ruhr Phoenixes are a special kind of Quidditch players resident in Bochum. They like to travel north and south in order to compete in major Qui...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.