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42 Life Universe Everything
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For thousands of years, people have been searching for the answer to the question of all questions. Yet the answer has actually been known for a lo...

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TARDIS Parking Only
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Hmm, obviously Doc Brown missed the fact that the TARDIS doesn't always materialise conveniently around obstacles, but simply falls from the s...

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Free Hugs Facehugger
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Fans of the A L I E N film series know why you might want to stay away, though!But who could reject this offer of free hugs from this little sweet ...

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21 is only half the truth
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The answer to life, the universe and everything is, as we all know, 42. It should be clear that 21 can only be the half of the truth. But we'v...

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Your Planet Sucks
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If you've always wondered what an alien would think of Earth if it accidentally landed here - the Your planet sucks! T-shirt provides the answer. W...

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Born to be a father
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"Luke, I am your father!" Is there a more iconic and better-known quote? To be honest, Anakin, aka Darth Vader, was not exactly a textbook example ...

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Resistance is futile V3
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Maybe the Borg should re-think their dress code and instead, put on the Resistance is futile T. Shirt which would be better than wired overalls tha...

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Purple Tentacle
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Do you remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle?' –It was the fantastic follow-up to 'Maniac Mansion!'. Well, if you...

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May the Force live long and prosper
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Penny: They get all cranky when you mix the two up.Amy: What's the difference? Penny: There's absolutely no difference. We can't really agree with ...

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Dogs Playing Poker
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You can teach these old dogs new tricks – well, at least some of them.Each of the players at this table comes from a cartoon series. Among them are...

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Stormtrooper in the Bathroom
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As an Imperial Stormtrooper, there aren't many things you can enjoy: the armour is clunky and basically useless, you have to serve more-or-less ins...

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Groot Christmas Tree
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Year after year, millions of trees across the world are chopped down, only to be displayed in living rooms, shopping malls and Christmas markets fo...

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The Walking Dead
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The crew of security are the cannon fodder of the Enterprise, as we all know. And they tend to face their ends in less than exciting ways most of t...

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Help me, Stack Overflow
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At times, we reach the point where our brain just refuses to function properly and even the simplest tasks are impossible to complete. Most program...

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Klingon Your mother
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The Klingon curse "Your mother has a flat forehead!" (speak: Hab SoSlI' Quch!) in Klingon language and font on a shirt.This is the worst curse for ...

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The Last Tree on Earth
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From the completely littered planet Earth, this little clean-up robot goes into space. There he finds new friends on a spaceship, a lovely robot la...

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Never Forget Death Star
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Some things simply cannot be forgotten. And some should not be forgotten. Like the cowardly attack on the Death Star that cost the lives of over on...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Archers
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Merida, Robin Hood, Green Arrow ... a contest of true master archers from films, games, and comics! Something like that would probably take ages, b...

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OMG it's R2D2
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Everyone knows those kinds of people. You know, those friends who love a certain franchise with heart and soul and defend it with teeth and claws a...

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Baby Grogu vs Baby Groot
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For some things, only one can exist. Highlanders, for example. And cute babies in science fiction movies or series. Until recently, Baby Groot from...

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Wir sind die Borg
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Someone has to say it so clearly :)

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May The Triforce
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May the Force be with you.Yes, yes, thanks. We know. But what is a single, regular Force compared with having triple the Force? Of course, power, c...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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42
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If you're a fan of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", then we've got the perfect shirt for you!42 is "the Answer...

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Flux Capacitor
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To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

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I do not believe in the no win scenario
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Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...

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Companion Cube
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The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...

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AI Chronicles
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In addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You
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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Chewie, we're Home
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We've had to wait 33 years for the Star Wars saga to continue... 33 years! Sure, it's only been 12 years since the last of the prequels, but come o...

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What would GLaDOS do
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There're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...

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Han Shot First
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Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...

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Free Mask Facehugger
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Just quickly head out to the supermarket, grab some snacks and go back home – sounds like a good plan, right? If only you had not forgotten your fa...

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I made it to 2022
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.