Technische beschrijving Energy drink for time travelers
Time travel is not without danger! It's easy to behave out of step with the times, wear the wrong clothes or take products from the future with you! And if you are caught and exposed as a time traveler, terrible things can happen. The whole space-time continuum will be thrown into disarray and your actual future may well change completely!
This drink is optimized for time travellers whose destination is between January 2014 and November 2015. The best-before date on this can is dated so that you won't be caught out.
The energy drink for time travelers consists of a long-life whey mix produced in 2014 with a fruity, fresh taste and added vitamins and caffeine. Despite the lack of carbon dioxide, the drink is quite tangy. Of course, it is deposit-free, so you don't have to go back to the future with outdated currency.
As everyone knows, the printed expiration date is of course a best-before date that has little influence on the actual shelf life of such an energy drink. But it is essential for keeping the time travel secret!
Our promise of enjoyment to you:
Even if the cans have actually already expired, our in-house taste tester is always busy checking the cans for taste.
