Description Inflatable Cthulhu tentacle arm
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
I wonder what the Great Elder would say if he caught you with an inflatable replica of his mighty tentacle arms. He would laugh at you. He would laugh so loudly that there would be 3 earthquakes and 5 tsunami waves in the Pacific Ocean at the same time (at least). Then he would crush you, but very slowly. No, Cthulhu couldn't take you seriously, not for the life of him. Humans are just a by-product for him, a highly ridiculous pebble on his path to world domination.
But now that Cthulhu doesn't have a particularly high opinion of us anyway, we don't need to try to behave well! It can't get any worse anyway, he'll kill us all anyway :) But until that time comes, we can play with the Inflatable Cthulhu Tentacle Arm we can still have a lot of fun.
For example, you can have exciting tentacle fights with your friends in all kinds of inappropriate places (bus, classroom, movie theater). Or you can buy two arms and wear them to the next coffee party with your parents-in-law. You won't be able to use cutlery and you might even drop a cup or two - but your girlfriend's mom and dad will probably think as badly of you as Cthulhu does, so you can behave a little badly, as long as you have fun :) By the way, the tentacle is also a hit in the swimming pool. Scare your friends by diving into the deep pool and they'll think their last hour has come ;)
Just make sure you hide the tentacle arm well when the stars align and the big old man wakes up, lest he catch you in flagrante delicto ;)
