Description Doormat I Am The One Who Knocks
Sometimes it's not so easy being a part-time drug lord. You have to build a distribution network and diligently engage in underworld marketing. Of course, your own reputation is also very important at this point. It's not enough to give yourself a catchy name like Nobel, Bunsen, or Heisenberg; you also have to be recognized. And if not even your own wife knows who you are, you've definitely done something wrong.
With the I Am The One Who Knocks doormat, you can't go wrong. The visage of a hardened drug lord and the phrase "I am the one who knocks!" show everyone that no boring chemistry teacher lives in your apartment. Because you are the danger! You produce the purest crystal meth in the world... well, hopefully not, but you know what we mean. ;) All sorts of petitioners who aren't quite familiar with the series will at least be encouraged to use the doorbell. And if they then say your name, all potential matters should run smoothly.
