Description Portal 2 Companion Cube Keychain
I am Cave Johnson. I own the shop. *)
It has been determined that the Companion Cube is too large for our scientific purposes.
Yes, you heard right, it is too large. T-o o l-a-r-g-e!
It is impractical, not handy, oh, it was just a huge misplanning, damn it! Therefore, it had to be forcibly euthanized.
So we designed a new model, smaller, more practical, and handier. The Companion Cube 2.0 also has a keychain, so you can't lose it so easily.
Thousands of tests are conducted here daily. I can't personally supervise them all.
However, it can't be that hard to test a keychain, can it? Exactly. You attach it to your keyring and rejoice that you are alive. If you can speak of joy in this lab. Or of life.
I would be grateful if you could conduct these tests as quickly as possible. Caroline, bring me some more painkillers.
All right? Then let's get started. Click on "add to cart" and order your personal Portal 2 Companion Cube Keychain to you. Do with it what you want. If you do it well, you will be an invaluable asset to science. If not, this will also be very enlightening.
Say goodbye Caroline, just in case, you know.
She is a treasure.
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*) This is a lie! Just like the cake!
