Portal 2 Turret Flashlight with Sound

Description Portal 2 Turret Flashlight with Sound

Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. We box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. We're done here.
Who hasn't grown fond of the bright white turrets from Valve's puzzle hit Portal 2? Their melancholic voice, which harmonizes wonderfully with their sad-looking laser eye... and then their truly cute peculiarity of toppling over at the slightest touch and accidentally shooting their clone siblings - All of this ensured that the deadly darlings from Aperture Science became cult figures.
Now they are also available in a faithful miniature version! Not quite as deadly, but otherwise equipped with all the necessary features that a Sentry Turret needs, you can transform your desk into a mini Aperture Science lab - it's best if you also get our other Portal items for that :)
The characteristic laser is simulated by a red LED and pressing a button plays one of 5 different, unmistakable Portal sound files:

• Are you still there?


• Preparing to dispense product.


• I don't hate you.


• Target acquired.


• Goodbye!
  

The springy legs ensure that the sweet little turret can stand on uneven ground without any problems - as long as it is not hit by a machine gun burst from a colleague. For safety reasons, you should therefore position multiple turrets with a safety distance of at least one meter from each other ;)
It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss.