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Portal Wheatley Flashlight

$19.95 USD
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Description Portal Wheatley Flashlight

Ah, brilliant! You made it through! Well done. Okay, follow me. We've still got work to do.

Whenever you wander alone in the dark through a creepy test lab... or search for the lock of your car on a nighttime parking lot... or descend the unlit basement stairs to flip the main switch back on... then you need the Portal Wheatley Flashlight!

Okay, uh... Don't move. Okay, all right. So, I've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. Here we go.

Press the button located on Wheatley's upper side and his blue eye will light your way, no matter which dark paths you wander.

Oh, for God's sake... They told me that if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would die! They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it; it's pointless! Mad!

We also don't know why GLaDOS originally had Wheatley installed with the light... but honestly, you never really know why she does anything. That's just how it is when you're completely insane.

Anyway, you will know why you absolutely want the Wheatley Flashlight, right? Good. You are a wonderful test subject, really quite excellent. And now click on Add to Cart. Yes, just like that. Cave Johnson will guide you through the rest of the ordering process, unless the recording is broken again.

At this point, it should be briefly noted that we cannot guarantee the loyalty of the Portal Wheatley Flashlight. It is therefore advisable not to entrust it with too much responsibility (or power!). Who knows where it might lead you otherwise...

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