Description Canned unicorn meat
Ireland is a magical land. There are leprechauns, fairies, elves and... Unicorns. But you can only see them if you don't have a muggle muggle.
Since their liberation by the so-called last unicorn from the clutches of the Red Bull these wonderful animals spend their twilight years on a cheerful Irish farm, where they are nurtured and cared for until they cross the double rainbow bridge into unicorn nirvana on their own.
Their physical remains, visible to everyone, are then roughly cut into pieces and canned without the addition of preservatives or even flavor enhancers, because Canned unicorn meat is considered a true delicacy!
Canned unicorn meat is extremely nutritious and rich in essential nutrients. Just one portion covers your entire daily requirement of magic, hope and dreams, smiles, rainbows and stars, kisses and hugs, love and sunshine - you will hardly find a healthier and more satisfying food anywhere else. Since not a single animal had to be killed for the unicorn canned meat, it is even suitable for vegetarians.
Ok ok. All joking aside. You have, of course, in the subject Care of magical creatures and therefore know that unicorns are actually immortal.
Consequently, this article is a fake, but a very good one, in our opinion. The tin doesn't contain real unicorn meat, but a plush unicorn cut into 6 pieces, which you can't eat, but it makes a really good joke. The disbelieving, horrified looks of all those to whom you present the tin will amuse and amuse you again and again.
Would anyone like a slice of unicorn...? ;)
