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RPG Beach and Bath Towel

SKU 13929
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  • Large bath and beach towel with an online role-playing game image
  • Shows the stats of the one-handed shield "Traveller's Towel"
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Description RPG Beach and Bath Towel

  • Large bath and beach towel with an online role-playing game image
  • Shows the stats of the one-handed shield "Traveller's Towel"
  • Can be used to restore dryness to 99%
  • Causes an extra 42 damage to Vogons
Let's be honest, in most role-playing games, style over substance is the name of the game. From Dark "Fashion" Souls all the way to MMO juggernaut World of Warcraft*, the epic armour dropped by a boss can have the best stats ever – but if it's ugly, that junk will be sold off as soon as possible. What? You don't care about looks?
Then you should quickly replace your shield with the RPG Beach and Bath Towel. While this fluffy towel might look inconspicuous, it can grant you massive boni to armour and charisma. Like every epic item, it has an active ability, as well: once you use it, it will restore your dryness to 99%! And it does extra damage to Vogons from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Just remember to hit "Need" instead of "Greed" ;).
*Thank Sargeras for transmogrification...
Technical details:
Dimensions: 140cm x 70cm
Basis weight: 560gsm; according to Oeko-Tex Standard 100
Care and maintenance: machine washable at up to 60°C, dryer safe
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