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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Glider Symbol
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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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I will not fix your computer
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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Run IE
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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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Reboot
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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?

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body
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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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man woman
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Even Unix has no clue how to explain women.

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Unix is sexy
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Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

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Security by obscurity
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The main assumption of the computer and network security principle "security by obscurity" is that a system cannot be compromised if nobody on the ...

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Life is too short for 56k
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Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For all the real computer scientists ;)

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Without words.

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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It is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. But if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is certainly...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

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No Bot
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When you're out and about on social media, you occasionally stumble across the odd comment that makes you question the sanity of some people. Until...

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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.