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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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Something went wrong
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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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Glider Symbol
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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Computer games do not affect kids
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The only question is whether all future children will become NBA superstars, generals or druids when they grow up...

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

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true or false?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

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You are dumb
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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

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BAT-AT
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This T-shirt is the ultimate symbol of a successful pop culture fusion: the BAT-AT. It is an ingenious fusion of the AT-AT walker from the "Star Wa...

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What Doesn't Kill You
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During the pandemic, we learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know! The little beasts are – just like bacteria, by the way – quite the ...

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Vampire Hunters
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This crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...

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Call of Cthulhu
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Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt
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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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You shall not parse!
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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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I Wanna Be
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Arguably, some things used to be easier before the digital age. Back in school, for example, when you wanted to ask someone out, you'd just pa...

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May The Triforce
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May the Force be with you.Yes, yes, thanks. We know. But what is a single, regular Force compared with having triple the Force? Of course, power, c...

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OMg
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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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T-Retro
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Surfing like in the goold old days will be possible again in the future. A well-known German provider plans to heavily restrict the available traff...

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Avoid Criticism
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How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...

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Han Shot First
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Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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Space Invaders
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Who doesn't know it - Space Invaders, the doom of the 80s. Relive the old days with this shirt.

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1up
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Now you can carry around a favorite food from the famous computer game hero :)

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Network Security
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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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I am root
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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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May the source be with you
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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1990
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In the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...

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Schrödinger's Flerken
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Schrödinger’s Cat – the most famous quantum physics experiment of all time – is not something we should have to or want to explain in detail here. ...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players
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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Erzaehlmirnix

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Drugs would be cheaper
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Anyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.